RAP MASH returned

Did you ever play RAP MASH (or just MASH) as a kid? I did.

Rich
Average
Poor

Mansion
Apartment
Shack
House

The other day someone put my name into a game and before I knew it I was married off with a dog, 1000 children and a boring honeymoon in California.

I would prefer someone did a single's version of that game:

Ready to start paying off school loans
Already paid off school loans
Paying school loans, are you crazy? I still have 14 more months of forebearance!

My home is my santuary
Always ready to party
See me when I'm not working
Happy. It's that simple.